Iris invented a new game where we take turns being taxi drivers.
> **Matthew:** Where to, ma’am?
> **Iris:** To a seven-star restaurant called Chuck.
> (pause)
> **Iris:** It’s a steakhouse.
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Iris invented a new game where we take turns being taxi drivers.
> **Matthew:** Where to, ma’am?
> **Iris:** To a seven-star restaurant called Chuck.
> (pause)
> **Iris:** It’s a steakhouse.
I really want to be Iris when I grow up…