Shroom heap

This morning Iris and I went to the U District Farmers Market. Shelling beans are in–I think tonight I’m going to make sausages and grapes over creamed corn with shelling beans.

We stopped at the cooking demonstration, which featured chefs from La Medusa and Eva, including our friend [Dana Bickford](http://phatduck.blogspot.com/), who Iris unfailingly refers to as Chef Dana. We watched some of the prep, then Iris got bored and wanted to wander around and drink cider, most of which ended up on her shirt. On the way out, she wanted to stop and see more cooking. It was good timing, because the La Medusa folks had just sent out a plate of crostini with morels and chanterelles. Iris can go either way on wild mushrooms, but she lunged for and enjoyed a big bite of chanterelle.

On the bus home, I made the mistake of bringing this up.

> **Me:** Those mushrooms were good. Should I make mushrooms like that sometime?

> **Iris:** When you’re a chef?

Out with the old, in with diddly

It’s hard to catch any member of my family going on a self-help tear. This is partly because we are already awesome and partly, at least speaking for myself, because I tend to discount advice that might actually be useful on the grounds that it can’t be all that clever if I’m not already doing it.

But this week I’ve been reading a self-improvement book. It looks like a home improvement book, but that’s a disguise. The book is called Apartment Therapy, and it’s written by an interior decorator. Unsurprisingly, he recommends curtains and expensive furniture. That’s not what moved me to action. What got me was the author’s insistence on getting rid of a whole bunch of crap, including stuff you think is important.

It would be easy to dismiss this as new-age Voluntary Simplicity claptrap, except that he’s got a good reason: his own apartment is 250 square feet. I cannot beat this guy, although I guess I could argue that because our apartment is larger than 250 square feet, I have plenty of room for all the stuff he thinks I should get rid of.

Oh, okay, I know he’s right. I know because last year we moved from a larger apartment into a smaller one. We had to move a large number of books, including nearly all of my non-food-related books, into storage. We ripped all of our CDs to iTunes and got rid of them (this was an awesome call and I highly recommend it). Probably we also had to store other stuff I’ve forgotten about. In the ten months since we moved, I have gone looking for a book that was in storage exactly once, and the book was Stanley Park, which is food-related and probably should have gone on the cookbook shelf.

So after reading some Apartment Therapy, I told Laurie we could go ahead and get rid of any of my books that are still packed away. I don’t know what they are and I don’t want to know, because then I might start saying, “You were going to get rid of *this?* Are you crazy?” where *this* is something like a book of urban planning essays that I haven’t read since 1994.

The books were easy to let go of, because they were already half-gone, and that’s the A.T. guy’s clever innovation. You’re not getting rid of stuff, you’re just putting it into an “outbox.” It’s a trial separation.

Of course, now I’m wondering if I might be able to do the same with the kitchen. I love the idea of the panini grill, but I’ve actually used it once since the move, I think. And why do we have three one-quart saucepans?

Laurie, if you’re reading, don’t worry–I’m not going to wheelbarrow out the kitchen while your back is turned. And I really do use both of my three-quart saucepans at once sometimes.

How about you, readers? Ever scaled back your pantry? How did it go?

Guitardo

I made two batches of cookies using the [free sample Guittard chips](https://www.rootsandgrubs.com/2006/08/08/perk-up/), one with the semisweet chips and one with Super Cookie Chips. (Iris: “Can I have some Super Cookie Chips?”) Both were pretty good; I’m sticking with Ghirardelli as my favorite, but these made perfectly enjoyable cookies.

According to the Guittard sales rep, they are planning to make a bittersweet chip soon.

My next column involves seafood. If you are planning to send me free seafood, please do not deliver a box that will end up sitting under my editor’s desk.

The new face of zero and Juan

I’m meeting Laurie and Iris downtown this morning, so I figured I’d catch some wireless action at the central library. No dice–they don’t open until ten. But I spied a Free Wi-Fi decal at the Juan Valdez cafe at 5th and Pike, which opened last year.

It turns out that the Valdez cafes are essentially an ad campaign for Fair Trade coffee. Fine by me. They’re also a little weirder than you would expect, with mod furniture and untranslated Spanish terms on the board. (I’m having a cafe cubano.) I’m sitting on a salmon-colored padded chair that is arranged in a zig-zag pattern with five other such chairs, facing the rest of the restaurant as if we are on an episode of a dating show. They always pick the guy with the laptop, right?

Additional props to the fact that they seem to be playing an R.E.M. mixtape containing many good album tracks and few overplayed hits.

Two checks

No good story, I know, starts with “I woke up hung over,” but bear with me.

I woke up hung over this morning after a rare night of carousing. It was 8:50am, and there was a chef on the phone. He was returning my call. I wanted him to taste some roast chickens with me for an upcoming column. I managed to mumble my way through this proposal, and he accepted and we made a tentative plan, which I scrawled on a Post-It by the computer.

Shortly thereafter, Laurie said, “Hey, why does this say, ‘Bring chicks in the night?'”

When I was finished laughing, I looked at the note. It said: BRING CHIX IN TUE NIGHT. While I was explaining this to Laurie, a voice came from the couch. I mean, the couch wasn’t talking. It was Iris.

> **Iris:** Dada?

> **Me:** Yes?

> **Iris:** CHICKS IN THE NIGHT!