Yearly Archives: 2008

Nutty observations

For dinner tonight, I made Rick Bayless’s trout with macadamia nuts, which I’ve been meaning to try for a while. It was great. I’ve hardly ever made a Bayless dish that wasn’t at least pretty good. While I ate, I thought about two things:

1. Is there anything that doesn’t taste better with a ton of lime juice? It’s like the bacon of fruit.

2. Why don’t food people talk about macadamias much? Is it because they overdosed on mediocre chocolate-covered ones on a trip to Hawaii? I think they’re every bit as good as almonds or walnuts, albeit not as good as pecans or hazelnuts. Come to think of it, I also love Brazil nuts. I have never, ever seen a recipe calling for Brazil nuts.

I ask, Food Network answers:

Brazil Nut Crusted Pork Chops

**edit:** I forgot to mention that Iris, upon seeing the trout fillet with chopped macadmias, serranos, and cilantro, said, “Wow, that fish looks like you’re going out somewhere.”

Fake cakes

Fake scallion pancakes

Flaky, oily scallion pancakes are one of the great joys of going out for Chinese food. I like them enough that I’ve been known to make them at home. Occasionally. To distribute the scallions throughout the pancake and get the feathery layers, you have to use a fiddly rolling method: You roll out the wheat-flour dough into a circle; brush it with oil and sprinkle it with scallions; roll it up into a cigar shape; coil it into a spiral; and roll it flat again. Even after you master it, which takes many tries, it’s slow. It’s a lot of work for a snack, which is why I usually leave it to the professionals.

There are lots of simplified scallion pancake recipes floating around, but all the ones I’ve tried miss the point. Most have you mix minced or puréed scallions into a batter and cook them like regular pancakes. The result is very green and tastes like a breakfast flapjack with scallions in it. I saw one recipe where you begin with flour tortillas. This was not tempting.

The other day, however, I was rummaging through the fridge and thinking about dinner, and I decided to make a pan-fried noodle cake, something of a Chinese-American classic. I boiled fresh Chinese egg noodles and tossed them with scallions, then threw all the noodles into a large skillet and fried them in peanut oil, pressing down with a spatula so they’d adhere into a cake. When the noodles were browned, I cut the cake into pie wedges and topped it with stir-fried cabbage, red peppers, and shrimp. Everyone agreed that it was a good dish and that the noodle cake was the best part.

“You could put in more scallions and make smaller noodle cakes, and it would be like scallion pancakes,” suggested my wife, Laurie, who is the idea person in the family. I tried it the next day, and there was nothing to it: I boiled the noodles for two minutes, drained them, tossed them with lots of sliced scallions, and arranged them in the hot skillet (nonstick or cast-iron, please!) in four-inch circles—well, sort of circles. You know those imported, dried fettuccine that come in little bird’s-nest shapes? That’s what the noodle cakes looked like before I flattened them. They cooked about five minutes per side over medium heat. My daughter and I ate them for an afternoon snack.

There are two kinds of Chinese egg noodles at my local supermarket: a spaghetti-like noodle and a linguine-like one. I liked the linguine better, but both worked well. For a dipping sauce, I like to mix chile-garlic sauce, soy sauce, chicken broth, and rice wine vinegar.

Two caveats: First, get the cooked noodles into the frying pan quickly or they’ll stick together. You can’t toss the noodles with sesame oil to prevent sticking, because then they’ll never hold together in a pancake. Second, many scallions will fall out and end up kicking around loose in the pan. That’s just how it goes.

I’ll be making these again. Sure, they’re a little greasy, but so are real scallion pancakes.

(This originally appeared on Gourmet.com, but I moved it here for editorial reasons that are, trust me, boring.)

Biftek nouveau

If you enjoy cooking or eating steak, get Cree LeFavour’s The New Steak. It’s that simple.

Okay, you say, how can steak fill an entire cookbook? Buy a good steak, cook it medium-rare, eat. Throw in a list of cuts, some information about USDA grades, organic and grass-fed, aging methods, and maybe you’re up to ten pages.

True, true. But LeFavour puts steak in context. She puts it on a plate, with appealing and varied sides and sauces. The book is divided into four sections: American steak, bistro steak, Latin steak, and Far East steak. The cover recipe is for skirt steak with hot peppers and pickled red onions. I think I’m going to make it tonight. Really, I just want to eat everything in this book, and I say that as someone who wouldn’t put steak in his top ten list of favorite foods. LeFavour’s favorite cuts are the flavorful, heavily striated ones like skirt, flank, and hanger. Mine too.

By the way, there’s a recipe in the book called Pan Corn. (Corn kernels with bacon. Can’t go wrong there.) I just noticed that in the Publishers Weekly review on the Amazon page, they’ve misspelled it. They wrote Porn Corn. That too.

Read ’em and eat

Iris learned to read. She practices on the spines of cookbooks during dinner. Recent observations:

“If you want to know how to cook everything, just read that yellow book.”

“That book is called _How to Eat_, but everybody knows how to eat.”

An apology

To Alban Mouret, master saltmaker in the Camargue region, and to all of our gourmet-minded dinner guests: I’m sorry we filled our empty *fleur de sel de Camargue* container with Maldon sea salt.