I couldn’t possibly care less about the traditional Thanksgiving dinner, but [The Splendid Table](http://www.splendidtable.org/)’s live Thanksgiving call-in episode is two hours of radio gold. You can get it from [their web site](http://www.splendidtable.org/) or on iTunes. And when you do, you’ll hear from the guy who knocked over his deep-frying turkey and find out what these people were talking about:
> **Lynne:** Melanie, you’re inside the bird?
> **Melanie:** Yes, ma’am.
If I’ve read this somewhere already I can’t remember, but what is it with you and Thanksgiving food, anyway?
Yeah, what gives?
Two things. One, I hate traditions. Two, the food is too sweet and not acidic enough.
Oh my God, the call is coming from INSIDE THE TURKEY.