Iris planted herself behind the end of the couch with a pad of paper and announced that we were playing a game where she worked at a restaurant and we should order things.

> **Iris:** We’ve got beef, burgers, jalapeños, mustard, pork, onions, onion rings, and burgers.

> **Me:** I’d like a burger with jalapeños and some onion rings. Do you have HP sauce?

> **Iris:** Oh yeah, we have that.

> **Me:** Then I’d like some HP sauce on my burger. Do you have chocolate malts?

> **Iris:** Yes. I’m making many squiggles for many chocolate malts because I know you love them. You won’t get a tummyache.