Probably inspired by too much Top Chef, I woke up with an idea in my head for a great pretentious restaurant name.
**The place:** An upscale cafeteria located on the fourth floor of a large hospital.
**The name:** IV
Roots and Grubs
The home of Matthew Amster-Burton
The décor could all be based on various climbing plants, to add another level of meaning.
That reminds me of the Baptist lady who named her baby Pizzalim Siv because she liked bible names.
A healthy concept that I imagine could inject some much needed flavor into the hospital. Will you doctor your recipes? When are you opening? I can be patient!