Scene from Matthew’s future:

*Location: The Pearly Gates*

**Matthew:** I got to heaven? Rock.

**St. Peter:** Not so fast. *[He flips open his PowerBook and logs into YouTube.]* Does this video look familiar?

> **Matthew:** I am not a yuppie!

**Matthew:** I may have said that.

**St. Peter:** Then how do you explain this Whole Foods shopping list from April 3, 2006, which includes such items as duck fat and an $8 chocolate bar?

**Matthew:** Uh.

**St. Peter:** Let me get the down button on this elevator for you.