**Me:** Iris, would you like some mango?
**Iris:** Yes!
(pause)
**Iris:** Mango. Panko! Rhymes.
Okay, best rap lyric rhyming “mango” with “panko” wins *fabulous prizes*.
P.S.: Later Iris claimed that “Iris” rhymes with “street,” so I don’t think she’s going to be named Poet Laureate just yet.
My rhymes are fresh like mango,
They go together like katsu and panko.
Gonna kick it like Iris
rollin’ down the, um, street.
Thanks to Don, I not only love this blog, I’m *in love with* this blog.