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Rice is nice, eat some twice

(Iris has said my next book should have that title. I demurred but said it would work for a blog post. Here it is.)

I go through rice phases. For a while, nothing would do but Thai jasmine. Lately it’s been medium-grain japonica rice from California. Sometimes I get a hankering for basmati.

Thailand and India export a lot of rice, which is why you see bags of basmati and jasmine at Trader Joe’s and probably your local supermarket. Japan exports practically no rice. It’s a small country, and they eat all of their rice and then some. The rice you eat at your local sushi place, assuming your local sushi place is in Seattle rather than Japan, comes from California. Brands like Kokuho Rose, Nishiki, and Neko Neko do their best to look Japanese, but it’s all Californian.

Not that this is a bad thing. California produces some very fine products such as meyer lemons, Korean tacos, and Laurie.

On a recent trip to Uwajimaya, however, I noticed that they do, in fact, carry Japanese rice, in 1-kilo bags selling for $20 to $35. The packaging, naturally, is gorgeous. Hmm…rare, high price, pretty sack. I put out the word on Twitter: anyone tried this stuff?

Hsiao-Ching Chou responded:

> Spent waaaay too much money on rice from Japan. I thought the flavor would be transporting. No.

I trust Hsiao-Ching, but I didn’t say no when Jay Friedman of [Gastrolust](http://gastrolust.com/) gave me two cups of Koshihikari rice from Tochigi prefecture. Just saying the word “prefecture” is transporting, don’t you think?

I made a cup each of Nishiki from California and the koshihikari. On appearance, the koshihikari won: it’s aggressively milled pearls of rice, shorter grain than the Nishiki. But they tasted the same to me.

Janice Martin of [Tanuki](http://tanukipdx.com/) pointed me to this blog post about newly harvested fall rice in Japan. Maybe I’ll look for that. It sounds even more expensive!

I also tried one other rice, *haiga mai,* which is rice (Californian, in this case) milled until the bran is gone but the germ remains, so there’s a little brown spot at the end of each kernel. It’s been called “brown rice for people who don’t like brown rice.” Well, I’m certainly one of those people, but I didn’t like this stuff, either, although I could be cooking it wrong. It cooked up a little mushy and left a weird carpet-like layer on the bottom of the rice cooker.

To make a very long story short, then, if you like medium-grain rice, the basic California stuff is just fine.

Two cheers for The Man

Two recent positive experiences with big, huge companies (and one ugly one).

1

We ordered some paper towels from [Amazon Fresh](http://amazonfresh.com/). When they arrived, I opened the package and found that some water had gotten inside and mildew was growing. Ew. I called the customer service number, and they not only sent the truck back the same day with a replacement, but they *didn’t charge me for the paper towels at all.*

2

On nights when Laurie is out, Iris and I sometimes order pizza, sit on a picnic blanket in the living room, and watch Harry Potter movies. Sometimes we order said pizza from [Pagliacci](http://pagliacci.com/), sometimes from a [national chain](http://www.pizzahut.com/). Last week, Iris really, really wanted the chain pizza. I looked at the web site and found there were no applicable coupons and that to order a medium thin-and-crispy pizza would cost almost $20. I balked. “Hey, Iris,” I said, “what about frozen pizza?”

“Could we heat it up?”

“Yes.” I went to QFC and got Red Baron Thin n’ Crispy Five Cheese, which was on sale for $3. I put some pepperoni and red onion on my half. Was it really great pizza? No. Was it every bit as good as Pizza Hut? Absolutely.

Buy it now

Hungry Monkey is out RIGHT NOW. I am so glad to be able to say this, since it feels like it’s been Coming Soon for about forty-seven years.

Buy it now…

from Powell’s
from Amazon
from your local bookstore

from Barnes & Noble.

Or ask at your local bookstore; if they don’t have it in stock, they should be able to get it from their supplier within a couple of days.

To answer a common question: you can’t buy the book directly from me, but I will send a signed bookplate if you send me a SASE.

Thanks for reading!