Iris Test #1: Chocolate

Posted by mamster on Tuesday, December 11, 2007

As you may know, I write a monthly taste-test column for Seattle Magazine. For a long time it wasn’t available online, but now they’re posting some of them on the magazine’s web site. For example:

You get the idea. Iris has long wanted to come along to a Chef Test, but the timing hasn’t worked out. She suggested the Iris Test after this incident involving canned tomatoes:

Iris: I don’t like these tomatoes.

Me: But they won a Chef Test.

Iris: Well, not with me!

(The winning canned tomatoes, as tested by Jordi Viladas of Cafe Lago, were Del Monte Organic, which you should totally buy regardless of what Iris says.)

So we conducted the first-ever Iris Test, and Iris selected chocolate for the debut. I wanted to include a mix of bittersweet, semisweet, and milk chocolates, including some I hadn’t tried before, so here’s what I came up with, in the order we tasted:

  1. Valrhona Le Noir 56% ($3/100g at Trader Joe’s)
  2. Hersheys Milk Chocolate, (/1.55 oz at QFC)
  3. Valrhona Guanaja ($4.49/75g @ Delaurenti)
  4. Hersheys Special Dark, (33 cents/1.45 oz at QFC)
  5. Valrhona Jivara Lait ($4.49/75g at Delaurenti)

Trader Joe’s was out of my two favorites of theirs, Valrhona Le Noir Amer and Chocovic Ocumare. But whatever.

Want to know whose chocolate reigns supreme? Listen to the podcast:

Iris Test #1: Chocolate (2.3MB AAC)

7 Comments

Comment by Wendy

SPOILER! So was the final choice Hershey’s Milk Chocolate or Valrhona Jivara Lait? Is Iris a chocolate-eater of the people?

Maybe my new crusade at camp will be to convince them we have to use fair-trade chocolate for all s’mores. One of our laws is to Use Resources Wisely, after all.

I wish I was there so I could make my granola for the next test. I once made it for an opera singer, who pronounced it “golden candy”. It would WIN.

Posted on December 11, 2007 at 9:20 am

Comment by mamster

It was Hershey’s. Can you give me your granola recipe?

Posted on December 11, 2007 at 4:20 pm

Comment by Wendy

Si, will send under separate cover (i.e. email).

Posted on December 11, 2007 at 5:00 pm

Comment by Kathleen

Ha! I guess you don’t need to get any special chocolate for Iris.

Posted on December 12, 2007 at 12:47 pm

Comment by Jess

Love it! Keep the Iris Tests coming. I request The Apple Test.

Posted on December 12, 2007 at 6:06 pm

Comment by mamster

Apples are a great idea. Iris convinced me to buy her a red delicious the other day, but let’s see what she likes without the skin to identify it.

Posted on December 12, 2007 at 8:03 pm

Comment by mamster

I mean the apple skin, not Iris’s skin.

Posted on December 12, 2007 at 8:04 pm

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