A story at bathtime
Tonight, it was the infamous pirate captain K. Rool’s birthday party. (It was also his birthday party on Tuesday, but one prerogative of a pirate captain is to have as many birthday parties as he desires.) Each guest gave him a present. Two of his presents were a passport and sunscreen, so he decided to go to Barbados. While drinking rum and eating sugarcane in Barbados, K. Rool noted that on the neighboring island of Aruba, all the guests at his birthday party had gathered to eat ice cream, including light switch flavor, which is made with sugarcane and coconut. Luckily, an ice cream truck pulled up on Barbados and K. Rool asked for an ice cream sandwich. They were all out, so he got ice cream bonbons instead. The end.
If anyone tells me that Aruba and Barbados aren’t neighboring islands, I’m sending K. Rool after them.
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