A conversation at breakfast
Iris put two slices of Nueske’s on her plate.
Me: Iris, are you takin’ my bacon?
Iris: I’m just taking two. See, there are many for you on the plate.
(pause for Iris to transfer one more slice of bacon to her plate)
Iris: Actually, I’m taking three because I love them so much.
Comment by Pops
Regarding silicone insinuating itself..
Watch out for the implant-plumped Butterball turkey breast.
Posted on February 25, 2007 at 6:42 pm