Yesterday Iris invented a new game called “I’m takin’ your bacon.” The idea is that I hold some imaginary bacon and walk down the hall, and she sneaks up behind me and snatches it.

Today, as always, we were playing with the kitty dollhouse and the pirate ship, and Iris said, “I know! We’re playing I’m takin’ your bacon, level two: I’m divin’ your bacon underwater.”