Archive for the 'Gold Niblet Award' Category

Gold Niblet Award: Green colanders

Tuesday, February 21st, 2006

What’s the difference between a strainer and a colander? I know you’re expecting a hilarious punchline, given the comedic potential of that setup, but actually this is something I’ve always wondered. The fine-mesh bowl with a long handle that’s hanging on my wall is definitely a strainer, and the big perforated stainless-steel bowl gathering dust on […]

Gold Niblet Award: Bumkins bibs

Monday, January 16th, 2006

Let’s talk about bibs. First of all, let’s talk about why adults don’t wear bibs. Seriously, why is it only socially acceptable to wear a bib when eating lobster? There are plenty of foods messier than lobster, and all of them have ended up on my shirt. I don’t buy white t-shirts anymore. The last time […]

Gold Niblet Award: Cake pans

Friday, December 9th, 2005

Welcome to an occasional feature: the Gold Niblet Award, highlighting products I consider the cream of the crop. Today’s subject: cake pans. If cake pans aren’t a subject of religious importance in your family, then you’ve never held a lumpy and unevenly browned cake layer in your arms and shed a silent tear as it […]