How to tell a food writer from a retired guy

Posted by mamster on Tuesday, October 2, 2007

My dad retired yesterday. His new job is jazz arranger and player with Iris. Iris: “My new job is playing with him!” Today he called me on his new, recreational cell phone to report something funny he read on a sign outside a coffee place. Retired for one day and he is already stealing my shtick!

Oh, the answer to the title question is that the retired guy’s shirt is less stained. That’s the only difference.

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7 Comments

Comment by Anita

I dunno, I don’t have much of a hard time telling the two of you apart.

Give him a hearty “congrats” for me. :)

Posted on October 2, 2007 at 1:47 pm

Comment by heather

well, if one can’t escape turning into one’s parents, i reckon it’s nice when the trip isn’t too long or arduous.

Posted on October 3, 2007 at 11:04 am

Comment by kitchenMage

2 - retired guy can afford to eat out more often and at better places than food writer…

Posted on October 3, 2007 at 11:05 am

Comment by Liza

What was on the sign?

Posted on October 3, 2007 at 5:23 pm

Comment by mamster

Hell if I remember. Pops?

Posted on October 3, 2007 at 6:01 pm

Comment by Neil

So now I assume he has a silly grin on his face all the time and a tendency to break into a skip when he’s walking down the street? That might be another tell.

Yay Richard!

Posted on October 4, 2007 at 2:38 pm

Comment by mamster

No, I do that too.

Posted on October 5, 2007 at 6:29 am

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