Comments on: I’d really like to eat a human

By: heather

heather — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 04:12:30 +0000

i LOVE katamari! "katamari, do your best!"

wooooooooooooo!

By: mamster

mamster — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 03:58:45 +0000

Today we ate a blimp!

By: Stephen

Stephen — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 20:41:55 +0000

We, too, have become addicted to it. “Come see this,” Misty told me, “it’s like a paramecium saw Katamari Damacy and got ideas.” Now Eli demands we play it.

By: Neil

Neil — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 16:07:13 +0000

Mmmmm… crispy.

By: mamster

mamster — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 14:00:27 +0000

The final level? I want to know which planet is most tasty. I assume Earth tastes like a salad with bacon bits, but I have also heard that the rings of Saturn are made of feuilletine.

By: heather

heather — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 05:56:37 +0000

seriously, not twelve minutes ago, i was telling my husband, "i remember reading the memoirs (?) of the actual von trapp family, when they went around the world, singing, and stuff...

they stayed with a cannibal tribe, and maria asked what was the most delicious part of a person was. she patted her behind, like "yes? is this most tasty?" (not suggestively.)

the cannibals assured her that oh, no, people-behind is quite tough. the palms of the hand and the cheeks are the most tender and tasty."

think of this comment as a little gamefaqs.com walkthrough of the final level of your little game, and via con dios.

By: Chris

Chris — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 04:00:32 +0000

Oh, scientists…their solution is always to throw their rampaging goo into the ocean, isn’t it?

By: mamster

mamster — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 02:01:35 +0000

Look, when the scientists threw the rampaging gray goo into the ocean and it ate a dolphin, I cried real tears.

Of laughter, but still.

By: Chris

Chris — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 01:00:50 +0000

Excuse me, a microorganism made as a bathroom cleanser? You used to work in a lab. Does it make sense? Does it seem like a reasonable bioremediation proposition? I just feel like microbial toxic waste reclamation going on in the bathroom would generate some pretty nasty byproducts -- sulfurs, methanes, things of that nature.

Ask Iris what she thinks.