What I want for easter

Posted by mamster on Saturday, March 31, 2007

Chocolate Jesus

Bill Donohue, president of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights, fumed, “It’s an all-out war on Christianity.”

Yeah, Christianity had a good 2000-year run until Chocolate Jesus ruined it.

I thought of three ways this story could get even better:

  1. The hotel claims that they shuttered the exhibit because people kept eating Chocolate Jesus.

  2. The Catholic League provides a complete list of unacceptable Jesus-sculpting materials.

  3. Jesus returns to Earth in delicious chocolaty form, and Bill Donohue is so embarrassed.

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3 Comments

Comment by Jess

You do know the Tom Waits song, don’t you? “Chocolate Jesus,” on his “Mule Variations” album. Easter music to my ears.

Posted on March 31, 2007 at 1:04 pm

Comment by heather

my wish for easter was always that we would go around the table and each say one thing that we wish was risen from the dead. i picked my hamster, keyser soze.

then i wished that great aunt alice would read “the monkey’s paw” aloud to the young cousins, so they would understand why it was a bad idea for your son to come back from the dead if you weren’t god.

also, many chocolate and/or deviled eggs would be consumed throughout.

p.s. we’re unitarian. well, great aunt alice was catholic. which was perhaps why i never got to realize these wishes.

Posted on April 1, 2007 at 4:07 pm

Comment by R.

Forget about chocolate Jesus, Donohue. It’s time to go after the real threat to Christianity: hot cross buns.

Posted on April 2, 2007 at 8:03 am

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