Actual Google search phrases that led people to this site today

Posted by mamster on Monday, February 26, 2007

  • raw pork coke
  • i made you a cookie but i eat it cat
  • mackerel health
  • what kind of milk is good for monkeys

12 Comments

Comment by Jon

Well, I’m not sure what a raw pork coke is, but at least now they can find the cat: http://img.4cham.net/b/macros/imadeyouacookie.jpg

Posted on February 26, 2007 at 11:03 pm

Comment by Maggi

“i made you a cookie but i eat it cat”

Someone looking for Iris? :-)

Posted on February 27, 2007 at 5:56 am

Comment by heather

so…what kind of milk IS good for monkeys? the people demand answers!

monkeys probably already know.

Posted on February 27, 2007 at 7:22 am

Comment by mamster

heather, my opinion is that monkeys are born to be, uh, monkey-breast-fed.

Posted on February 27, 2007 at 10:01 am

Comment by Anita

The stupidity of web search is endless. People repeatedly come to my blog after searching “Topless Coffee Bar”. What?!

Posted on February 27, 2007 at 1:36 pm

Comment by Sara, The Wine Makers Wife

Becuase that is why I’m here, the monkey milk issue. No, just kidding. Lov eyour site and am de-lurking. Best!

Posted on February 27, 2007 at 2:02 pm

Comment by heather

my husband can’t have dairy from cows, so growing up, he always had goat milk at home. at school, when all the other kids would have their little half-pints of milk (chocolate and otherwise), he would have…well, i don’t know what he would have. but when other kids started to question (read: mock) him, he told them he had to drink whale milk.

every now and then, we run into someone who in all seriousness remembers him as “that kid who drank whale milk.”

i think monkeys would also enjoy whale milk.

Posted on February 27, 2007 at 8:43 pm

Comment by sphitz

I had to drink whale milk as a kid too!

Wow!

Posted on February 27, 2007 at 11:13 pm

Comment by Christos Dimitrakakis

MMmmmm raw pork cookie!

Posted on February 28, 2007 at 6:31 am

Comment by KathyR

I heard that it only takes a couple of days for a rusty nail to completely dissolve in a glass of Coke, so I was wondering how long it would take a raw pork chop. That’s what led me to your site.

Heather is spot on about a monkey’s appetite for whale milk. I once nursed a sick spider monkey back to health on the stuff. He loved it!

Posted on February 28, 2007 at 6:15 pm

Comment by Neil

Kathy, the pork chop wouldn’t dissolve - the sugar, acid and other chemicals would actually cook it. Sort of a coke-pork-seviche. I hear it’s real popular in Texas.

Posted on February 28, 2007 at 8:59 pm

Comment by heather

monkeys LOVE coke-pork-ceviche!

or so i have read.

Posted on February 28, 2007 at 9:12 pm

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