Roots and Grubs

A conversation at breakfast

Posted by mamster on Sunday, September 10, 2006

Iris: (looking stricken) I’ve got some bacon caught in my teeth!

Laurie: Would you like me to floss it out?

Iris: Yes.

Me: Don’t worry, sweetie. I get bacon stuck in my teeth all the time.

Iris: Do you have any right now?

Me: Yes.

Iris: HEY, MAMA! BETTER GET TWO FLOSSES!