Pralus’s wager

Posted by mamster on Monday, April 3, 2006

Scene from Matthew’s future:

Location: The Pearly Gates

Matthew: I got to heaven? Rock.

St. Peter: Not so fast. [He flips open his PowerBook and logs into YouTube.] Does this video look familiar?

Matthew: I am not a yuppie!

Matthew: I may have said that.

St. Peter: Then how do you explain this Whole Foods shopping list from April 3, 2006, which includes such items as duck fat and an $8 chocolate bar?

Matthew: Uh.

St. Peter: Let me get the down button on this elevator for you.

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Comment by stacy

I just hope you’re not combining the two.

Posted on April 4, 2006 at 7:00 am

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